Masterflexing
the act of masturbating and taking a dump at the same time
i was masterflexing all over her before.
Read Also:
- clickitis
the habit of repeatedly and continually clicking on the “yes”, “ok” or “accept” b-tton while you wait for the painfully slow internet to register your decision and only stop once the page has loaded. dwayne’s computer crashed due an overload which was due to his severe case of clickitis but also just because his name […]
- Social Climbing Fakers
any person of humble social origins who aspires to be a member of a higher and / or more affluent social circle. in order to qualify as a ‘social climber’ this person must first and foremost be an utter liar and one who will stop at nothing to shamelessly promote themselves above their social standing […]
- soi fon
fictional character from bleach, 2nd division captain, special forces commender. soi fon – hawt tiny girl wearing braids that could kick your -rs-.
- File That Under Who Gives a Shit
this is a reply that you give to an announcement that in inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it’s some sort of big deal, or even notable. you won a golden globe for that? yes, i did. wow…file that under who gives a sh-t
- solesbury
just look up idiot. man, i’m glad i’m not a solesbury!