Masterual Gratification
to do something constructive while getting charisma through m-st-rb-t–n from someone or something else.
person a: so you get masterual gratification, doing push ups while f-cking a glory hole you made in the floor?
person b: yes, and it feels good in both my arms and my p-n-s.
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