mastrait
1) to flagellate ones genitals 2) to m-st-rb-t- in a rape like fashion 3) to attack ones own p-n-s/vigina in a personal act of selflove; also spelled mastrate in certain circles
originated in a powerquee song t-tled: beatin it off in a darken room
that n-word jim nearly lost his dong mastraiting under the pull out couch; joey’s a heavy mastraitor when ever his sister comes into town; in my coven we mastrait to powerquee lyrics while jeff the high exalted one shoots his load over us like in that movie: american pie naked mile; that gutter tripe liz was arrested for public mastraition in the park last week!
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an relization of great truth caused solely by long-term exposure to high tempuratures. after a long practice jim had a heat epiphany.
- matchdotcommit
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- heddog
a derogatory term for male prost-tute. look at that sk-nky man wh-r- – what a heddog.
- on GP
short for “on general principle” which means: 1. for no reason. 2. just because. you have to hold your own on gp. short for “on general principle” which means: 1. for no reason. 2. just because. you have to hold your own on gp.