Mastropaolo
mastropaolo typically an italian male, almost godlike due to his sculptured appearance and masculine facial hair. women want him for themselves, guys want to be him. the usual p-n-s length ranges from 11 to 13 inches. also, a master in any trade you can think of. usually a starting athelete. usually goes for the hottie in a group but from expirence realizes the hot ones usually have the most problems, which then found the formula of finding out which girls are b-tches and which ones they can stick their d-ck into for eternity. if you find a mastropaolo, don’t pursue, if its meant to be, he will pursue you.
example 1:
girl 1: omg susie, do you see that s-xy man over there?
susie: yeah i’ve been staring at him all night. but he’s a mastropaolo, so i’m waiting for him.
example 2:
rick: look at that dude. makes me want have an absence of d-ck so i can be with him.
ricks gf: i know what you mean. mastropaolo’s do f-ck so good. (looks over at rick and starts crying)
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