Mastuhater
a person who strongly discourages masturbation.
the anti-masturbation position is often predicated on the belief that masturbation saps s-xual energy and/or is shameful.
people who argue against masturbation describe it as an addiction harmful to spiritual and bodily health that over time erodes self-control, frustrates romantic relationships, and corrupts morals.
situation – wife discovers husband masturbating
wife: “what are you doing!?”
husband: “nothing.”
wife: “great, now you won’t be ‘up’ for having s-x tonight.”
husband: “sorry, i was h-rny…”
wife: “don’t you have any self-control!?”
husband: mumbling
wife: “what was that?”
husband: “nothing, i was just saying that sometimes i’d rather jerk off… it’s easier and kinda feels better.”
wife: “you’re going to h-ll, ya know.”
husband: “come on, stop being such a mastuhater!”
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