mastur
one who m-st-rb-t-s.
tomtheloser is a mastur, although you’d be lucky to catch him admitting it.
one who takes great pleasure in giving themselves great pleasure.
i am a mastur. but then again, so are you.
one who has mastered the holy act of masturbating.
dude, jimmy is such a mastur
yah i know, i’m his roomate
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