Mastur-reading
pleasuring one’s self to a novel or any form of text that doesn’t involve another person. (not to be confused with s-xting)
i spotted an old man mastur-reading in the far corner of the library.
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to m-st-rb-t- whilst playing runescape. talking to that girl with the rune plate body turn you on? the way she moves when she does the chicken flap makes you want her? then why dont you try masturscaping. ” i was talking to that boy with the abyssal whip. and when he showed me his special […]
- Oppositewrong
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- Onanate
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- Opening a destruction company
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