Masturbarathon
a marathon of exclusive masturbation 42.2 hours of pure glorious masturbation
guy 1- “why didn’t you show up to school yesterday?”
guy 2- ” had a hardcore masturbarathon, my hand and d-ck feel like fire.”
guy 1- ” dayum i am supah jelly”
1. one of those days where you have nothing to do so you spank the monkey many/flick the bean many times!
2. when you try and see how many times you can bash the bishop/tickle the clam before it gets sore.
3. an extra long w-nk
“hey, dude. what are you doing today”
“i’m having a masturbarathon, mate!”
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