Masturbash
adj. (m-ss-terr-bash)
the act of self pleasuring aggressively, while thinking about a person , place or thing you immensely dislike. usually occurring from frustration or substance abuse.
“g-d i really can’t stand my ex, she’s an absolute mess. definitely calls for a masturbash.”
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