masturbatabolism
a measure of one’s appet-te and capacity for masturbation.
i got a new roommate this semester and this f-ckin’ guy is a chronic masturbator. seriously, he has the masturbatabolism of a 16-year-old who’s been forced to wear a chast-ty belt since p-b-rty.
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