Masturbatee’
p-ssive-aggressive self pleasuring like waiting patiently for a climax like whipping your erect tool out in a wind farm or letting a stream of water get your p-n-s to emit some baby yoghurt.
hey kris, jerk off or be a m-st-rb-t-e’ all your life.
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