Masturbathe
to pleasure oneself s-xually whilst washing or immersing one’s body in water.
friend 1: andi hasn’t left her room in days.
friend 2: yeah she’s been really upset since she and rodney broke up.
friend 1: what she needs is to brew some herbal tea, run a warm bath, and masturbathe in it.
friend 2: true. it’ll improve her miserable mood as well as her poor hygiene.
the act of masturbating while bathing.
last night, i masturbathed and it was so relaxing.
the act of taking a shower or bath with the only reason to m-st-rb-t- in it.
“dude, i need to go home and masturbathe”
“i caught him masturbathing last night!”
“i don’t always take a shower, but when i do, i masturbathe.”
jerkin’ it in the tub.
after a couple hours of fruitless s-xting, i retreated to the bathroom to masturbathe the pain away.
masturbating in the shower
attention students of college university, please don’t masturbathe in the shower. the s-m-n is clogging the drains.
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