Masturbation Formula
the formula for creating a vague innuendo for masturbation.
verb+infinitive(the)+any noun
guy 1: i’m gonna go punch the clown for a little bit.
guy 2: what??
guy 1: you know… choke the chicken, mow the cougar, beat the meat? whatever i’m gonna go m-st-rb-t-.
guy2: why didn’t you just say so?
guy 1: cuz i’m using the masturbation formula!
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