masturbation material
a woman or man so hot, you want to m-st-rb-t-!
“let me tell you something about sarah palin, man, she’s good masturbation material. the gl-sses and all of that, great masturbation material” (said comedian tracy morgan, january 27, 2011, during “inside the nba” on tnt before the heat-knicks game).
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