Masturbation Ninja
one who can m-st-rb-t-/m-st-rb-t-s everywhere they have gone/are without fear of being caught, with any object, without being seen, heard, or others having suspicion of the action of masturbation, any where, any time, and any place.
student #1: hey man, i whacked off in biology today.
student #2: holy h-ll! did you get caught?
student #1: h-ll no i didn’t, i am a freaking masturbation ninja.
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guy #1: i j-zzed all over my friends moms bra last night while he was in the same room.
guy #2: what!? he didn’t see you?
guy #1: sh-t no, he was sleeping.
guy #2: good thing you’re a masturbation ninja.
guy #1: d-mn right.
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