masturbatorial buttnugget
one who finds great pleasure in farting;releasing noxious fumes from their -ss to the point where they either drop a b-ttnugget in their pants or on the floor
keith: oh man! you smell that?
john: yeah, you need to go the bathroom!
keith: no, i’m good for now. (keith farts again). wow! that one felt good!
john: dude! go to the bathroom!
keith: i think i’m done. (keith farts one more time). oh wow! that one felt great!
john: keith..one more time – go to the bathroom!
keith: oh man.. i just sh-t my drawers
john: you’re such a masturbatorial b-ttnugget.
keith: i’m going to the bathroom now.
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