masturbatorial engineer
engineer with an emphasis in m-st-rb-t–n. is usually well informed on lubrication viscosities and form. will also spit out complicated algorithims while in the act of -j-c-l-t–n.
i consulted a masturbatorial engineer to help reduce the stroke required for proper -j-c-l-t–n.
i was going to be a civil engineer, because i wasn’t smart enough to be a masturbatorial engineer.
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