Masturbator’s Remorse


verb: refers to the feeling of remorse felt after completion of masturbation.

does not have to be limited to the feelings of disgust after realising what you just jerked off to.

masturbator’s remorse also refers to feelings of sadness related to not looking at a different type of p-rn, not coming to a good enough stimulus, not getting through enough p-rn and coming to soon, feelings of loneliness and deep depression etc.
gavin just game after two and a half minutes of sh-m-l- p-rn, and now he is feeling masturbator’s remorse for not at least look up some hentai.

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