masturbbatical
a break from masturbation for an extended period of time
ari: i haven’t jerked off in forever!
max: same, i am on a clean streak.
jon: oh you are on a masturbbatical!
n. a period of leave from masturbation. usually self-imposed by males to increase productivity on set -ssignments and at work in an attempt to avoid the consequences of procrasturbation.
also used as a remedy for w-nker’s arm, w-nker sores and the effects of masturbeating.
my p-n-s is so sore i think i need to take a masturbbatical.
this paper is due next week. i need to take a masturbbatical, i have been procrasturbating so long i will never finish it in time.
i w-nked so much today i think i may require a masturbbatical.
my c-ck took such a masturbeating the other day that i need to take a masturbbatical.
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