masturbeer
1. dutch word for: i “m-st-rb-t-”
2. masturbating while having a beer.
3. masturbating using beer.
1. hallo, mijn naam is erik en met deze hand masturbeer ik. (english:) “hi, my name’s erik, and i m-st-rb-t- with this hand.”
2/3.
guy1: hey, whatya doin’?
guy2: ah, nothing, just masturbeering.
guy1: oh, cool, lemme join :d
guy2: have you got some lube then?
guy1: no..
guy2: then let’s use the third definition of masturbeer :d!
guy1: o_o…
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