masturbing
1. when someone is masturbating and either an awful sound, smell, thought or sight suddenly disturbs the person, thus ending the masturbation process abruptly.
2. whenever a masturbating session is disturbed.
a. ray was masturbating when he unexpectedly thought about his neighbor’s grandmother and completely lost his hard-on. it was masturbing.
b. ray was masturbating in his car and, unexpectedly, his neighbor caught him. it was too masturbing for ray to go on.
c. ray was masturbating on the toilet when he unexpectedly heard his neighbor screaming in his sleep from night terrors. ray was somewhat masturbed by this.
d. ray was masturbating to online p-rn when, unexpectedly, he discovered his neighbor was watching him from the living room window again. very masturbing.
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