Masturblurk
a portmanteau of the words ‘m-st-rb-t-‘ & ‘lurk’
the cl-ssic masturblurker is mentally disturbed and socially inept, a failure in all walks of life who turns to the internet to seek human connection due to an inability to connect with people in the real world
binding themselves to a computer, the masturblurker develops unhealthy obsessions towards certain netizens – whether they be members of forums, gamers from mmorpgs, posters of cl-ssified ads or book critics
the masturblurker, while seemingly normal in the beginning, soon engages in conduct that is universally derided and shunned by those around them
due to possible mental r-t-rdation, repression of a once recessive asperger’s syndrome or a derangement of some form, the masturblurker, unable to cope with the ridicule & scorn, begins to lash out
the masturblurker’s emotional well being begins to waver and signs of senility, uncontrollable rage, drunkenness, dissociative behavior and debilitating psychosis become apparent
the masturblurker then resorts to cl-ssic obsessive behavior including but not limited to – cyberstalking, pms with threats of s-xual/physical violence, creating new ids to further har-ss victims, and carries out a nonstop vigil, lurking in wait for victims to come online so as to further masturblurk them
the masturblurker often feigns ignorance with regards to their masturblurking but will inevitably be unable to hide the truth because of the strong stench of failure that lingers with them
‘i got into an argument with this guy online recently and he’s been masturblurking me ever since’
‘why are you looking through that person’s facebook and mysp-ce pages? stop being such a masturblurker’
‘mmmmmm’blurk….blurk blurk….mmmm’blurk’
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