masturbogamous
being completely faithful to one’s masturbation, not by choice, but by circ-mstance. used in place of “celibate” for douchebags who refuse to admit that they are trying to get laid and can’t.
“i’ve been trying to have s-x for months now, but i’m strictly masturbogamous.”
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