masturbrake
(verb) – to start masturbating but stop just before -rg-sm in order to practice self-discipline and save cosmic energy for next time
“my college roomate was liked to masturbrake as a way of building up his inner karma, saying it had something
to do with something he read in an indian guru’s book.”
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