Masturbration
the act of expressing jubilation through jerking off, either by yourself, or around company.
“guys i got the job!” “this calls for a masturbration!” “circlejerk or solo?” “either”
when one m-st-rb-t-s in celebration of something
jono was so overjoyed that he got into the university of southern california that he ran back home to masturbrate!
“everytime i kill a bad guy in cod 4, there’s no other way to celebrate but masturbration”
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