Masturbsleep
a case in which one starts masturbating, but then comes upon the realization that they are way too d-mn tired to continue masturbating to the point of -rg-sm; they typically weigh both sides of going to sleep or attempting to continue, and decide to fall asleep halfway through their session.
“i was really h-rny last night, but unfortunately i ended up masturbsleeping. the bright side, however: i was low on tissue!”
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