masturcation
to masticate (eat) and m-st-rb-t- at the same time.
i had to make the meeting at three, and there was not time to eat and m-st-rb-t-, so i masturcated.
synonym for mastabbatical; a shorter “vacation” from hands-on satisfaction (masturfaction)
he had been feeling tired during the day, so he decided he needed a short masturcation; he benefitted so much from his masturcation that he then went on a 3-month mastabbatical.
someone who studies masturbation and earns a degree in it.
i have a masturcations degree and i specialize in masturbation.
similar to rusty trombone. the act of simultaneously eating feces and playing with one’s self.
“the young boy learned quickly the pleasure of eating sh-t and jerking it; the magical world of masturcation.”
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