Masturcommentate


(v.) the act of finishing one’s thought on a facebook profile status update with a subsequent comment to onself, due to the limited character sp-ces allowed.
the facebook profile update thingy only let me insert 420 characters in the box!!! but i have more to say. now i have to masturcommentate by posting another comment to myself in order to finish the thought that i started.

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