Masturcramp
when you’re masturbating so ferociously that once you’re done, your arm – from your elbow to your shoulder – will cramp up in pain or in extreme cases, from your forearm to your shoulder.
last night i was masturbating so hard that when i was done a had a terrible masturcramp.
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