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  the consequence of blowing your nose in the shower and have the secure feeling the fruits of your labour have exited down the drain, only to find some clinging on your bush or p-b-s when out of the shower. oh sh-t, booger bush, better get back in that shower to wash them off.

• Shmomit

  to sh-t and vomit simultaneously (with little to no control) me and my homie got food poisoning in china, i had to shmomit in the shower because he was already shmomitting into the toilet/bin

• comb-up

  like a comb-over, but relying on hair from the back of the skull and combing it up and over the bald spot. see donald trump. that guy thinks he’s fooling everybody because he’s not combing over his hair, but that’s obviously a comb-up. the back of his skull has a tell-tale part.

• SBFN

  or suck b-tt f-ck n-gg- adj; the act of one sucking at a sport or life in general. anthony : (takes 35 foot jump shot) tj : see anthony why no one wants to be on your team! josh : anthony you are a sbfn josh and everyone else laughs at the suck b-tt f-ck […]

• twerkcercise

  exercising by twerking i had a very hard twerkcercise this morning. my hips are killing me

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