Masturfarting
masturfarting, as opposed to its also popular brother activity, farturbating, is when one engages in the act of masturbating while they p-ss g-ss. the order of these activities is crucial : if you are g-ssy (i.e. farting) and you elect to m-st-rb-t-, you are masturfarting. congratulations.
for disambiguation, see farturbating, and the sister activity, queefurbating
ron: “why does it smell so weird in here?”
dave: “sorry, ron, i was masturfarting. that should explain the smell, and the residue on your sheets.”
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