Masturlate


the process of self masturbation in which the prolonged -rg-sm ends in slight disappointment.
hutchie’s lack of concentration resulted with his baywatch climax coming in the middle of the adverts.

his masturlate was compounded as his party guests refused to p-ss him the tissues.
-j-c-l-t-d after you are done beating it off.
i was masturlate when i came while pulling my pants up.
the act of being late due to the inability to finish masturbating.
man i might get fired if i decide to masturlate before work again, that’s the second time this week.

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