masturstalker
mas-ter-staw-ker
/ˈmastəˈstɔ kə/
noun
mas·tur·stalk·ed, mas⋅tur·stalk·ing, mas·tur·stalk.
1.
a person who excels in technique and execution of stalking while masturbating.
2.
a person who leaves a trail of slimy prec-m while following his/her victim(s).
“have you ever m-st-rb-t-d to someone you stalked online/offline?”
“i’m sorry to say that you’re a masturstalker.”
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