Masturtater
(verb) to take a plain old potato and to bake it to the point where the inside is nice and soft. once done, the person would place the desired ingredients on it such as sour cream, bacon, cheese, and so on. once all is prepared, you gather a group of men and have them m-st-rb-t- and c-m into the potato until it is no longer recognizable. the user then proceeds to cut a hole big enough for their d-ck and f-ck the potato, using all the ingredients and c-m as lube. once -rg-sm is achieved, you proceed to eat the potato.
“hey, guys. i’m super h-rny right now, mind if we go get a potato and masturtater a bit?”
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