Matanism
a philosophy that centers around inviting everyone to a party, and once you know they have no other options since everyone else is coming to the party, charging them for it.
matanist:”coming to the party? everyones gonna be there”
you”err… i guess if becky and and everyone will be there i don’t have much of a choice”
matanist:”good, bring 20$”
you:”matanism win?”
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