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• Hoverboarded

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• ripperooni

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• resentment

  when you feel upset & fell that someone did you dirty. usually when you feel this way you haven’t & don’t plan on telling them that you think they were unfair to you in some way. i’m feeling resentment towards jason because he didn’t get me a christmas gift but i got him 2 gifts. […]

• mumble thump

  rap or hip-hop inwhich all you hear is base, and the mumbling of words. that -sshole drives down the street every night blasting his god-d-mn mumble thump

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