MatchBoxing
the act or the decision to use matchbox 20’s rob thomas harmonic octave in every day dialog.
exact vocal pitch to all 90’s alternative rock songs.
1)zach-“iss three ay em i muss be loanleiiiiiiahhh
i said beaiibeeeahh”
jav- zach stop matchboxing i’m trying to go to bed man.
2) jav- how does that 90s rock song go again?
drew- i dont know man, try matchboxing it.. they all sound the same.
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