matchplay
to describe -n-l s-x as opposed to “clubplay” thought to originate from snooker table pocket tightness
man “are we playing on the matchtable or the club table tonight love”
the art of deliberately underperforming, or failing to partic-p-te in, a group activity with the sole purpose of denying one colleague(s) success in that activity.
“i’ll make sure that tw-t (insert name)won’t get a trophy. i’ll just pretend to go out for a run.”
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