Matchstick Ignitor
an alcoholic drink that mixes jager with an orange flavored energy drink
guy 1: hey man, you ready to go out?
guy 2: i dunno, i’m feeling a lil tired, and my v-g-n- hurts.
guy 1: no worries, i’ll get ya a matchstick ignitor.
guy 2: what the f-ck is a matchstick ignitor?
guy 1: shut up and drink the drink b-tch!!
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