mate card
is it a date, is it a mate. meeting someone from the opposite s-x who you know well enough to call a mate, but there’s also a bit more going on. it goes somewhere, but at the last minute when you’re about to stick it in (for lads) or you’re to be stuck (for l-sses, maybe lads) they call the mate card.
albert: “how did it go with angela last night”
ronny: “yeah it was going really well, she was naked and that and we were about to do it but she pulled the mate card.”
albert: “nooooooooooo, b-tch”
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