matejovsky
often attracted to “rhetts” as a way of giving semi-erections and s-xual tension released from “rhetts” or types thereof
being able to relax or chill after s-xual tension is released.
i am going matejovsky tonight and find a rhett kind of guy as we both relax while drinking a gl-ss of wine.
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