matepal
a word accidentally used by white members of the middle cl-ss upon attempting to converse with those of a lower social standing. most commonly used when trying to hide one’s privileged upbringing in order to integrate succesfully among male members in a labouring profession, arising as an unintended conjoining of two words used to confirm personal affinity between the aforementioned parties.
builder 1: alrite mate?
posh boy: yeah good thanks mate
builder 2: alrite pal?
posh boy:hesitant, unsure of whether to use mate or pal in response yo i’m good matepal
builder 1: thinking what a posh pr-ck
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