Materazzi
marco materazzi is a player who plays tough defense and is good with his head. made famous in the 2006 fifa world cup, by not only scoring goals and playing hard d, but getting the french superstar zidane red carded over some simple (and not uncommon) trash talk.
-some shirt tugging by materazzi-
zidane: if you want my shirt i’ll give it to you after the game
materazzi: i don’t want you shirt i want your sister
zidane: o no you didnt !!!! –headb-tt–
french: materazzi’s plan all along was to get zidane kicked out because they knew that’s the only way they could win
sensible person: zidane resorted to violence after trash-talk from materazzi, zidane should be ashamed for embarr-ssing his country.
4 more definitions
a hero to fans of the italian national soccer team. he is a master at trash talking thus resulting in his opponent breaking down and self-destructing. (example: zinedine zidane)
materazzi has no limits in his trash talking -rs-nal; he will run his mouth until the opposition explodes. a hero and key player in italy’s world cup victory, it is wrong that he was suspended after the match due to simply angering his opponent (zidane) through insults.
p-ssy italian football player
in cl-ssic italian style, materazzi quickly fell over and winced in pain after zidane headb-tted him in the chest.
to win, not by skill, but by insulting and trashtalking an opponent
yeah, he tried to materazzi me, but i dribbled around him and left him in the dust.
ma-ter-a-zzi
v., -a-ziied, can be preceded with “pull a (materazzi)”
1. to lure and provoke into doing a harmful or detrimental act.
2. to entrap.
n.
1. a dispicable and under-handed action resulting in the public punishment or dressing-down of an opponent.
after his opponent had punched him in front of the referee, andy knew that his materazzi had been successful.
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