materbation
the stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.
materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.
i was struggling with materbation as to wether she really cared for me. as i reached “conclusion” i realized to my pleasure that she did.
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