Material Boy
a guy who only wants you for your money , and acts all sissy when you won’t by him something. he’ll use you, and act romantic, but when your cash dries up, he’s out of there!
based off madonna ‘s “material girl.” singing may be appropriate in some cases, but be sure to change ‘girl’ to ‘boy.’ otherwise…. well, that would be awkward.
vanessa: how’d your date go with aaron last night?
ingrid: he whined and begged for me to pay for his dinner. we’d agreed on going dutch , but apparently he’s never heard of financial independence….
vanessa: what a material boy!
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