matheson


the name you give the fetus when you get your math teacher pregnant and give her an abortion with a protractor
“mrs mays: have you got it?”
“jimmy: yeah, i’ve got it but i’m keeping it and calling it matheson”
“mrs mays: your really f-cked in the head”
someone who wants 3d chalk for their birthday so they can draw dinosours…they are turning 16.
jace: what do you want for your birthday?
lucy: i want a matheson.

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