mathsglory
when you wake up in the morning with some m-ssive -ss b-n-r. so the only way to get rid of that monsterous morning glory is to think of maths.
mum: john come downstairs i need you to tie my bra
john: oh sh-t, ma morning glory still ain’t going down
mum: john, what’s that hard thing pressing against by back
john: ‘oh sh-t think of maths’ …. ‘thankyou mathsglory’
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