Mathsterbation
working really hard on a sum just for the feeling you get once you have solved it.
guy #1 “omg what’s elliott doing with his math book?”
guy #2 “eww! he’s mathsterbating!”
guy #1 “so that’s why he’s sweating so much! have fun with your mathsterbation, freak!”
mathsterbation is the act of masturbating when a maths problem or -ssignment becomes too difficult and/or tedious to complete. it is often practised when the subject has lost all hope in completing his maths and can see no other option.
friend 1: hey, what did you get for question 4?
friend 2: -fap- -fap- -fap- go away!
friend 1: mathsterbation already? that’s weak…
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