mathterbate
mathterbate or mathterbating is the act of masterbating instead of doing your math homework.
“johnny why isn’t your homework complete”said mrs. jones. johnny said “i tried to do it, but i had to mathterbate to your picture all night.”
all that fine booty in cl-ss had me mathterbating during lecture
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