Mathterbation
the state of mind resulting in an action that a person, usualy male, feels when forced to attend a math cl-ss of any kind. they become bored sitting in the back of the cl-ss and feel the need to undo/remove their pants behind the math textbook. they then partake in some enjoyable activities resulting in self satisfaction that helps them to survive the remainder of the math cl-ss.
kevin: “whats sean doing back there?”
nathan: “i dont know, but is it raining in here??”
sean: “that was a good mathterbation guys.” -zip-
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